“I Can’t Handle the Milk Man!”

On this week’s episode of BaKChat, fake sponsors are turned on their heads with a shoutout to Uber Eats Drivers, which poses the question: Would you eat the fries on the drive?  Bryan and Krista respond to listener messages in a BaKChat Chats Back segment and In Your Dreams features a nap-dream-nightmare with an insightful hidden meaning…

“Popcorn and Cranberries on a Thread!”

This week’s episode drips in Christmas anticipation as Krista shares her wreath-making tips and Bryan recalls the baptism of his lucky suitcase.  “In Your Dreams” follows suit with the professional dreamologists interpreting an intense water-centric dream submitted by a listener that has some crystal clear insights!

“I Can Pick Them Out of the Trash!”

Todays episode features a Lunch Monitoring story that has haunted Krista since 2001. Fake Sponsors include TACOFINO (thanks Chris!) and dark blue Excel gum, Bryan’s flying staple. It’s in the Stars includes a shout out to Sagittarius season + three extra signs from BaKChat favourite, Corina Dross.

“You Only Find Gems After a Dumpster Fire”

WARNING: This short and… sweet…impromptu tipsy episode will have you in tears. Do not listen to this in a public place if you can’t laugh! Fake sponsors include 33 Acres + Uber Eats (ft. the ‘Gateway Order’). Topics include: Blue Angels, Christine, Cheese sticks at breweries, ‘chicken things’ and behind the scenes McDonalds secrets (along with Bry and Krista’s full McD’s orders). “In Your Dreams,” features a vegetarian listeners dream about raw bacon in her cell phone case and the analysis is…riveting.

“You Might As Well Just Get a Monsanto Jacket!”

On this week’s episode, Bryan and Krista recount their attendance at the BC Stigma Free Society’s AGM and the importance of the work they do promoting the acceptance and understanding of ALL stigmas which hold people back from accessing the services they need to live authentically. Between the meeting itself, the couple of cocktails and the lack of sleep, the delirious duo will have you laughing along about frog farms, egg vaccines and the Illuminati.  BaKChat dedicates an “It’s in the Stars” to a new GEMINI listener they met at the Stigma Free AGM.

“We Avoid Our Feelings At All Costs!”

On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan’s fake sponsor has Krista wondering if he’s been celebrating the legalization of weed. Meanwhile, Krista’s fake sponsor leads BaKChat into a potential new segment; “B&K Q&A” that ends up being all kinds of warm and fuzzy. “BaKChat Chats Back” AND a VERY INTENSE “In your Dreams!” make for a double feature to wrap up the show.

“Shirtless Sexy Cat or a Pun!”

On this very special HALLOWEEN episode of BaKChat, Bry and Krista get a little silly with some Pumpkineater Imperial Ale from Howe Sound Brewing Company and discuss their favourite Halloween candies (why do y’all hate rockets?!). Krista tells a scary paranormal experience that gives Bryan goosebumps, and might give you nightmares. A super special trip to the STARS has Bryan and Krista giving out the perfect costume idea, based on your sign, for the entire zodiac. TAG @bakchatpodcast in your halloween photos on IG to win a special prize and an “It’s in the Stars” reading for your sign!

“When One Star Falls, Another Star Rises!”

On this episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista have some feels about names, spill the tea and explain why you’ve been eating girl guide cookies all wrong.  A special ‘BaKChat Chats Back’ reviews “A Star is Born” (Spoiler Alert: the verdict is obsessed). “It’s in the Stars” goes out to Sagittarius BaKChat Superfan Shan (with a couple bonus readings) and Bryan suffers a laughter-induced injury.

“Were You Shocked That You Were Breastfeeding?!”

On this week’s episode of BaKChat Bryan shouts out Spotify’s ‘Discover Weekly’ playlists as his fake sponsor, while Krista’s fake sponsor is extra cute  and cuddly as she talks all about adopting her new kitten, Okwáho, through VOKRA! A double whammy ‘In Your Dreams!’ that you CAN’T miss has Krista and Bryan in tears!

“I Got Slathered Up in a Few Statistics!”

On today’s Very Special Episode of BaKChat your co-hosts celebrate Bryan’s birthday with an extra special guest, STUART – Bry’s boo!  Fake sponsors include Chapstick, @bainstore (on insta), and Blubrry.com (BaKChat’s streaming platform).  Stuart gives BaKChat some insight on pre-med as he navigates his way through the MCAT exam.  Krista takes the opportunity to grill Stuart in a “Bryan Quiz,” and the trio soar back to “It’s in the Stars!” after a considerable hiatus, to analyze a Libra and Aquarius match using Jonathan Cainer’s book “Love Signs.”  Follow us on insta:  @bakchatpodcast and slide into our dms with a dream you want analyzed and we could feature it on a future episode!

“You Cropdusted a Bronado?!”

It’s Mental Health Awareness Week and your BaKChat co-hosts help break some walls down about mental health stigmas for our listeners!  Krista has a creative way to deal with the patriarchy and Bryan takes over the dream-ologist role in this week’s “In Your Dreams!”  Follow our new Instagram account @bakchatpodcast and if you need to chat, call 1-800-SUICIDE or 1-833-456-4566.

“That’s Like Working for Santa!”

On this week’s Very Special Episode, Bryan and Krista are joined by life coach and entrepreneur extraordinaire, Kim Janna! The crew chat on mindfulness, their love/HATE relationship with Amazon (#boycottamazon2019) and Kim gives listeners a Weekly Happiness Tip, a frequent feature on her Instagram stories @zerofuckslifecoach (along with tons more quality content).  Kim advocates for the art of the side-hustle through her Instagram shop @cerealthrifter and gives some tips for managing stress. The show wraps with another “In Your Dreams!” segment that features an interpretation of a BaKChat listener’s dream (or nightmare!).

“Nobody Said Segues Were Your Strongpoint!”

This episode of BaKChat features a very special promo code at roxandlaity.com for a discount on SCRUNCHIES! Use code: BAKCHAT to redeem.  Also featuring: hidden camera nightmares, a ponytail scale and a special new segment that you’ll have to tune in to believe! Hint? There’s a new “-ologist” in town.

“Anything More than a Handful or a Mouthful is a Waste”

In this week’s episode, Bryan and Krista have some big-time corporate names for their Fake Sponsors (much to their chagrin).  Krista discusses the challenges faced when you have an attractive doctor and Bryan confesses what may just be his most embarrassing BaKChat moment to date!  “It’s in the Stars” gravitates to a Libra level so that Bryan can seek comfort after a tumultuous week, and some delicious conspiracies surrounding Britney Spears and Avril Lavigne are dished.

“We Got the Same Venus and I’m STILL Broke!”

Today’s Very Special Episode features investment extraordinaire, The Property Owl:  Kosi!  He joins us from a beautiful day on the Coast Salish Territories to chat about the keys to success, goal setting, mindfulness and even gives a first-time impression of our thirst sponsor Lonetree’s Apple-Ginger Cider, (two thumbs up!).  Bryan announces his return to school for an MBA and Kosi explains the meaning behind #WealthWarriors. Meanwhile, Krista is full of questions on her wealth status after examining Kosi’s birth chart on “It’s in the Stars,” and discovering that their charts have some marked similarities that their bank accounts simply do not affirm.

“Luckily the Other ‘Glampers’ Were Really Nice”

On today’s episode, BaKChat is celebrating rain on the Coast Salish Territories. Krista and Bryan talk “The Big One” and contemplate going halfers on a survival pod. Bryan recalls knuckle-hair-related trauma at the dentist, and practices mindfulness at the grocery store. Krista begs for Mono tips to the BaKChat email, bakchatpodcast@gmail.com and reveals her arch nemesis in “It’s in the Stars,” through a very involved Virgo Season analysis. The episode goes out with a dramatic reading of a Virgo’s hate mail that had Bryan and Krista in tears.

“Came Through Sweatin’, Sweat Sweat!”

On today’s Very Special Episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista welcome their first guest, Kota! On the one year anniversary of taking testosterone, Kota graces the show with his experiences as transgender and how the past year has shaped his future. The crew talk about what it means to be an ally to the trans community, and the work it takes to be able to truly show up. As Kota’s partner, Krista shares some experiences they had when they first started dating and how it shaped her view of allyship and helped them grow stronger. They chat about the differences between learning and unlearning and all take a moment to appreciate and honor the journey.  “It’s in the Stars” has a special year-long forecast for Kota’s sign Leo, followed by a special relationship breakdown read by Bryan using Krista and Kota’s Venus Signs.  Kota is put on the spot with a mini “Krista-Quiz.””

“We’ll Try Not to Stalk You…But No Promises”

The Vancouver heatwave is still scorching the West Coast this week, but Krista’s score of Goldfish Trio keeps her distracted with deliciousness.  Bryan recants a wallet theft story that happened before his visits to Kelowna wineries Gray Monk and Arrow Leaf, and Krista has a few colourful comments on a tattoo-covered story.  Bryan turns the tables for “It’s in the Stars” and makes Krista starry-eyed with an August horoscope for Aquarius courtesy of autostraddle.com!

“Stop Touching My Oven Buttons!”

This week a well-deserved shoutout is given to the nursing industry, alongside an exciting announcement of BaKChat’s official Thirst Sponsor, Lonetree Cider!   Krista is glowing from the Vancouver heatwave while Bryan quizzes them on podcast listener stats from around the world, courtesy of blubrry.com.  Things rocket to “It’s in the Stars,” as Krista responds to a listener email,  summoning her sexual-urgency persona to read August’s horoscope for Crazy Cancers everywhere via vice.com.

“Once in a ‘Century Lifetime’ Opportunity?”

In this week’s episode it’s all about enjoying the simple things in life; whether it’s writing in a journal or going phone-free! Then things get a little scarier on BaKChat, as Bryan and Krista recall some of their most memorable Paranormal Experiences. The pair then hop on the horoscope train to show some Leo love via autostraddle.com for an “It’s in the Stars” segment specially read for the first BaKChat listener who chatted back last week!

“Karen’s Been Dead for 20 Years!”

In this week’s episode, Krista’s fake sponsor, Cineplex, almost has her fighting seniors citizens to hear the wisdom of Mr. Rogers in the new biopic ‘Won’t you be my Neighbour?’ Bryan surprises Krista with a REAL sponsor from listener, Andrea, at roxandlaity.com! Things get gnarly with special stories from both halves of BaKchat before they fly into the galaxy for an urgent “It’s in the Stars”  featuring a Sagittarius read from the works of Jake from @jakesastrology!

“Eating a Giant Lizard Kinda Grossed Me Out”

The jetlag is REAL for both halves of BaKChat as the pair return to share their respective trip experiences: Bass Coast & Japan! Krista relives the most magical moment of Bass Coast, (hint: Erica Dee) and Bryan gives the low-down of how Tokyo, Osaka, and Kyoto surpassed his travel expectations. “It’s in the Stars” takes us back to our favourite astrologer, Corina Dross from Autostraddle.com, and the July horoscope for Libra rings hella real for our favourite Libran, Bryan.

“Don’t Touch Me, I’m Alive”

On this week’s episode BaKChat celebrates the small stuff! A fake sponsor has Bryan THINXing and Krista revealing an intimate secret. Bryan reveals the motives behind his matte-black Jeep and Krista lies to protect her dignity during a massage (though we all know that’s long gone!). A BaKChat listener gets Krista and Bryan to ‘chat back’ about kitty Q’s, meowing all the way to an extra cute and fluffy “It’s in the Stars” dedicated to Cancer season, y’all!

“The Dessert with a Dirty Secret”

On this episode of BaKChat, Krista finds an entrepreneurial solution to Bryan’s sore Spin Class booty. Bryan finds out that Krista’s one true sponsor is actually his home. Krista recalls putting the ‘hooch’ in Moon Hooch on her Hamburg and Prague groupie tour. Bryan blows Krista’s cosmic mind by taking control of the Zodiac wheel on this week’s “It’s in the Stars,” as he navigates the Horoscope Train through the weird and wonderful world of Aquarius.

“Claritin’s Not Gonna Fix That”

After a microphone mishap that left an episode…somewhere in the stars, BaKChat returns to talk Indigenous People’s Day, a potential Canadian 420/Thanksgiving combo & Spring PMS. The Twins at Astrostyle.com provide this week’s “It’s in the Stars,” which points out all of Libra Bryan’s quirky flaws & loveable charm.

“…Sat on her Tuffet (Which was also a Muffet)”

Broadcasting for their first time from Vancouver’s West End, BaKChat debates bougie poutines, including the correct Quebecois pronunciation, and confirms Krista’s gullibility via the Canadian $50 bill. A conversation about cereal takes a turn for GAGA and the episode turns into a full-blown Lady tribute, including a special Aries, “It’s In the Stars.”

“You’ll Never Make It in the Bush”

On this episode of BaKChat Bryan and Krista commiserate over the corporatization of Pride. Bryan revisits fond memories of Toronto’s Metric and Yeah Yeah Yeah’s concerts, and Krista finds out Prozac is not a party drug. Bryan expresses his distaste for camping, but Krista is dead set on winning him over with her pro outdoor tips.

“Burn This Tinderbox to the Ground”

Beginning on a breezy note inspired by Karmic Seafoam air tents (aka Krista’s shirt), BaKChat takes a moment for some rare somber discussion on the dark, but very important, aspects of Bryan and Krista’s ancestry which includes residential schools and a tragic accident. “It’s in the Stars” brings Bryan and Krista closer than ever as they make astrological amends on a miscommunication that they totally blame on the retrograde.

“Pussy Brain Freeze”

Forest fire discussions lead to off-colour Smokey the Bear commentary.  Bryan totes Dole Whip pineapple treats and Krista discovers the dark side of cheese.  On the astrological side we learn how  Krista’s Libra Moon keeps her from becoming a cutthroat psychopath, and that your mouth isn’t the only body orifice that can initiate a brain freeze.

“You Pee in Your Wetsuit?!”

Healthy choices (or lack thereof) on Uber Eats. Finger wiping equates to human napkins.  Bryan takes sailing lessons and capsizes.  Krista discovers the dirty side of wetsuits and reveals some surprising Alberta roots.  Material obsession weirds them both out.  “It’s In the Stars” reveals astrological oddities.

“Underwater Panic!”

Memory foam can get forgetful (and rather filthy).   The ‘Crab Bucket Theory’ is discussed.  Bryan recounts how he nearly drowned on a scuba diving trip in Exmouth, Western Australia.  Krista keeps her Mother’s Day gift under ‘wraps’ and earwig myths are dispelled.  Autostraddle.com provides an “It’s In the Stars” Aquarius review.  Relationships, social standing and filling your own self-voids are highlighted as BaKChat reiterates the importance of making yourself number one.