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S4E3 Tinsel, Tidings, and Total Chaos – “None Of This is Podcastable”

🎄 BaKChat’s Christmas Finale: Drunk, Unhinged, and Definitely Getting Us Coal 🎄

This holiday trainwreck is packed tighter than Santa’s sack, and spoiler: it’s spilling over with butthole jokes, T-Swift fangirling, and just the right amount of drunken debauchery to ruin Christmas dinner. Let’s break it down:

Bryan Met Taylor Swift’s Mom: Yeah, you read that right. We love it.

Krista’s Holiday Hell: First car accident? Check. Lost ornaments? Double check. But she’s back to drink through the pain—Santa mugs NOT optional.

Zodiac Signs as the 12 Days of Christmas: Forget “lords a-leaping”—how about Geminis a-sh*tposting? It’s messy, loud, and somehow also a carol.

Fake Sponsors, Real Energy: Huge shoutouts to Hailey and Nillionaire Club for the nostalgic holiday vibes. Tushy for keeping things cheeky, Edna’s for making Dry January look classy, and MyNameNecklace.com—because nothing says “the holidays” like a personalized chain and shameless product placement.

Irish Accents That Should Be Illegal: Was it offensive? Probably. Are we sorry? Absolutely not.

It’s In the Stars: Forget “Lords a-leaping”—this chaotic carol reimagines the 12 Days of Christmas through the zodiac, and let’s just say, no sign makes it out unscathed. Want us to tackle your wildest dreams next season? Write us! Otherwise, next year’s carol is going full Broadway, and trust us—you don’t want to hear Bryan try to hit those high notes.

This episode is rowdy, inappropriate, and borderline incriminating. If you’re not listening with a drink in hand, are you even doing the holidays right?

🎧 Press play and let BaKChat wreck your halls. Happy freaking holidays, you filthy animals! 🎄

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S2 “Enough of this Rectal Talk, Let’s Talk About Britney!”

On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista pull out their monocles and twirl their moustaches to analyze the Free Britney Movement as professional, fully certified, BakChat-accredited legalologists. After watching the NYT documentary, ‘Framing Britney Spears’, the pair spare no words in their critique of the Hollywood-hungry society that has lead to us to the point of NEEDING to Free Britney! Fake sponsors has Bryan throwing Krista for an unexpected, rule-breaking loop with a very special surprise that incorporates a pattern from Colette Belt and Krista describes a recent trip to Vancouver’s new concept space, ‘Picnics and Poetry’ (picnicsandpoetry.com). ‘It’s in the Stars’ features an in depth analysis of Britney Spears’ birth chart and the planets responsible for the Britney fandom. #FREEBRITNEY 

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S2 “We Can’t Spare the Moisture!”

On this week’s episode, Bryan and Krista celebrate the 50th recorded episode of BaKChat, and dedicate it with love to everyone who has listened to the show! Special Fake Sponsors include The Soap Dispensary and Yaletown IV Health Centre. The duo discuss the dedication (and fun) it took to get to Episode 50, the Vancouver International Women in Film Festival, and their alter egos Aunt Lynda and Aunt Kristine (who are coming soon to an episode near you). “In Your Dreams” takes a personal turn as Bryan reveals a dream of his very own to Krista, his most-trusted Dreamologist. The fun doesn’t end there as “It’s in the Stars” has Krista scratching her head (and laughing with delight) as they discuss Bryan’s interpretation of every star sign…if they were cars.

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