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🎄 BaKChat’s Christmas Finale: Drunk, Unhinged, and Definitely Getting Us Coal 🎄

This holiday trainwreck is packed tighter than Santa’s sack, and spoiler: it’s spilling over with butthole jokes, T-Swift fangirling, and just the right amount of drunken debauchery to ruin Christmas dinner. Let’s break it down:

Bryan Met Taylor Swift’s Mom: Yeah, you read that right. We love it.

Krista’s Holiday Hell: First car accident? Check. Lost ornaments? Double check. But she’s back to drink through the pain—Santa mugs NOT optional.

Zodiac Signs as the 12 Days of Christmas: Forget “lords a-leaping”—how about Geminis a-sh*tposting? It’s messy, loud, and somehow also a carol.

Fake Sponsors, Real Energy: Huge shoutouts to Hailey and Nillionaire Club for the nostalgic holiday vibes. Tushy for keeping things cheeky, Edna’s for making Dry January look classy, and MyNameNecklace.com—because nothing says “the holidays” like a personalized chain and shameless product placement.

Irish Accents That Should Be Illegal: Was it offensive? Probably. Are we sorry? Absolutely not.

It’s In the Stars: Forget “Lords a-leaping”—this chaotic carol reimagines the 12 Days of Christmas through the zodiac, and let’s just say, no sign makes it out unscathed. Want us to tackle your wildest dreams next season? Write us! Otherwise, next year’s carol is going full Broadway, and trust us—you don’t want to hear Bryan try to hit those high notes.

This episode is rowdy, inappropriate, and borderline incriminating. If you’re not listening with a drink in hand, are you even doing the holidays right?

🎧 Press play and let BaKChat wreck your halls. Happy freaking holidays, you filthy animals! 🎄

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It’s #wetfeb y’all! On this week’s VSE of BaKChat, “Sexologist/Sisterologist”, VANESSA, @pitsuparty, is on the show to chat with B & K about all things sex, kinks and relationships, ‘cause there ain’t no better person to confide in with all your deepest darkest sexual concerns than a big sis! The trio tackle the results of bdsmtest.org ‘s KINK QUIZ and Vanessa dives into all our questions about polyamory and a non-monogamous lifestyle. Fake sponsors include Vitamin D drops (wink wink), coconut oil and The Ethical Slut by Janet W. Hardy and Dossie Easton. ‘It’s in the Stars’ remains controversial this week and Adventures with Alice takes us to AMSTERDAM in 1971.

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